<?
include("floMessages.php");
$msg = new floMessages();
$msg->add("verb", "love");
$msg->add("verb", "kiss");
$msg->add("verb", "leave");
$msg->add("verb", "lick");
$msg->add("verb", "thank");
$msg->add("verb", "bite");
$msg->add("verb", "kill");
$msg->add("verb", "hug");
$msg->add("verb", "spank");
$msg->add("verb", "scatter");
$msg->add("verb", "smother");
$msg->add("verb", "cover");
$msg->add("verb", "chunk");
$msg->add("verb", "top");
$msg->add("verb", "dice");
$msg->add("verb", "pepper");
$msg->add("target", "you");
$msg->add("target", "your momma");
$msg->add("target", "my dog");
$msg->add("target", "Jennifer Aniston");
$msg->add("target", "Carrot Top");
$msg->add("target", "the remains of a dead body I found in my yard about 3 months ago");
echo("<br><br>Now, I would like to ".$msg->get("verb")." ".$msg->get("target").".");
?>
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